In six months I'm gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.
The cold kills much quicker than the sun.
Yes, true. But at least I don't have to slather chemicals onto my skin to avoid the nuclear hellfire in the sky giving me cancer. I know cold ain't exactly like happy fun times. But I prefer it over heat absolutely.
Yeah, but you have to supplement vitamin D, so there go your chemicals but into the mouth.
I can't say I've ever had to take vitamins for winter? The cancer orb in the sky can fuck right off.
In six months I'm gonna be so happy that the days are 6 hours long and everything will be gray, damp, and cool. Summers last like 6 months here and August is the hottest month. Will be wonderful to go outside without the sun trying to murder me.
The cold kills much quicker than the sun.
Yes, true. But at least I don't have to slather chemicals onto my skin to avoid the nuclear hellfire in the sky giving me cancer. I know cold ain't exactly like happy fun times. But I prefer it over heat absolutely.
Yeah, but you have to supplement vitamin D, so there go your chemicals but into the mouth.
I can't say I've ever had to take vitamins for winter? The cancer orb in the sky can fuck right off.
Honestly, I see that as a win