I mean, it might legit be more comfortable to wipe with a pinecone or stinging nettle. So take that humble brag as you will, but sometimes the grass isn't cushier on the other cheek.
You degenerate 3rd world people still using paper to smear poop all over yourself. We here in modern world have water that washes away our poop.
Yeah, used to love bidets, then I sat down drunk and accidentally nudged it full blast full cold. The hemorrhoids I got the next day were brutal. So now I use tp cause the worst that can happen while drunk is I need to wash my hand a bit more thoroughly than usual....
Use a sandpaper
Soooo....the TP at my work?
Look at me, I have free toilet paper at work.
I mean, it might legit be more comfortable to wipe with a pinecone or stinging nettle. So take that humble brag as you will, but sometimes the grass isn't cushier on the other cheek.
You degenerate 3rd world people still using paper to smear poop all over yourself. We here in modern world have water that washes away our poop.
Yeah, used to love bidets, then I sat down drunk and accidentally nudged it full blast full cold. The hemorrhoids I got the next day were brutal. So now I use tp cause the worst that can happen while drunk is I need to wash my hand a bit more thoroughly than usual....