Toot toot

Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 1209 points –
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The story doesn't make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

I'm gonna start a rumor that there's a different boss in a different division that does four.

Still better than the boss that drops an SBD, and then whispers ^"toot" in your ear.

Legend has it that the higher up you go, the deeper it gets. The penthouse doesn't even have an office in it, just a single solitary toilet perpetually occupied by a mysterious being known only to the higher ups as The One Who Knocks...