Humans should lay eggs
-Easier birth control: Make the egg into an omelette
-Relaxed child support laws: Requires deliberate decision to incubate the egg
-Clean packaged periods: Egg = No mess!
Although, there would be stories about partners hiding fertilized eggs: Instead of unplanned parenthood we would have unconsensual parenthood
There's probably more nuances I am missing. But do discuss it in the comments.
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Eggs are bird periods
If I had access to the human ones I'd have those for breakfast but until then I'm just going to be eating bird period on toast every morning :(
Conservative: Eggs are birds, period.
Scientist: Eggs are a bird period.
Lemming: Eggs are bird periods