Someday, when society goes fully paperless, paper cuts will be a thing of the past

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I had to send mail to the government recently and got a freaking paper cut on my tongue as I licked the envelope glue to seal it. đŸ˜Ŧ

Use a damp sponge next time, unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm. That one should contain your saliva.

unless you write a letter to your lover in the dragon realm

Tell me more! How does one acquire a lover in the dragon realm?