How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.

Aeao@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 272 points –

I know the obvious of being polite and respectful. do I show up early like an airport? Do I just show the guard my ticket? Anything I should know or be aware of?

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Don't wear a shirt, cover yourself with some form of grease, you MUST bring a goose (anger level is up to you) and last but certainly not least, you have to walk in the court room singing the opening lines of Get Low by lil Jon.

Glad I asked I had no idea. Do I need to make the hand motions when I get to "skeet skeet godamn"

Anger level, sir, is up to the goose.

The anger level can be modified by human interaction.

But only in the increasing direction.

"Cop Killer" by Ice-T and Body Count is also acceptable entrance music.

Get a Canadian goose. Those things are crazy at times.