How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow.

No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 269 points – 5 days ago

I know the obvious of being polite and respectful. do I show up early like an airport? Do I just show the guard my ticket? Anything I should know or be aware of?

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Tell the judge you're a sovereign citizen and he has no authority over you. If they try to touch you, just call "help! I'm being kidnapped!"

To be super clear: this is a joke answer, NEVER do this.

But if you do anyway, please record it.

For posterity.

And Lols. And worthless Internet points.