Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 291 points – 1 weeks ago395Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentWashing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got itI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got itI usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.
Washing your hands implies you touched your penis and touching penises is gay.
Only straight way to use a urinal is helicoptering, got it
I usually just wet my pants to avoid touching my own penis so I don’t get perceived as gay. Shit, I just used the word perceived. Gay af.