I know what I'm doing, I just don't care

Shere_Khan@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ@lemmy.dbzer0.com – 265 points –
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Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

OP: "Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!"

Nicholas Cage heavily breathing about all the people simultaneously stealing the declaration of independence

Brb, stealing some documents...

My evil plans are already underway. MUHAHAHAHA

Jokes on you I just downloaded those pictures and if you want them back you must give me 1 million upvotes

Noooo, you can't just steal MY Declaration of Lemmy Independence that I stole downloaded. Hello, Lemmy Police? This fucking Lemming just stole MY document!

Blast! My evil plans are foiled!