Australian man and his dog survive months at sea eating raw fish and rainwaterzencat@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.world – 201 points – 1 years agoindependent.co.uk12Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentDidn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater. Crisis over!Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.Or he is now half man half plastic…Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry aboutHow does one eat water, though?The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater. Crisis over!Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.Or he is now half man half plastic…Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry aboutHow does one eat water, though?The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.Or he is now half man half plastic…Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
Or he is now half man half plastic…Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
How does one eat water, though?The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.
Crisis over!
Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
Or he is now half man half plastic…
Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it's not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
How does one eat water, though?
The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you're feeling fancy or else just slurping it.