Those of you who shower barehanded: Do you lather and then use your hand, or just shove the soap wherever it needs to go?

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What I do is I take several guns and a baseball bat with me when I shower so that I'm never caught barehanded ever.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who was wondering what on earth OP was taking about

It's like interdimensional cable but for internet forums. In my version of reality, we get completely naked when taking a shower, not just our hands. We have these kind of lay-down-showers called baths too, but that's a whole other thing. Also, the chemical element with atomic mass 207.2 g.mol ^ -1, which may seem like a useful building material, especially for shower pipes, is actually dangerous to life that is based on the chemical element 12.011 g.mol ^ -1. Figured I should include that in case OP's reality hasn't figured that out yet. In exchange, consider sharing something dangerous your reality has discovered that might not be obvious to us yet.

Maybe op has only used shower gloves and has now seen the light..