My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies

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My dog is fine, though, which is the most important thing to me. The raccoons scratched my arm kinda bad and my legs are covered in scratches. My doctor can't be sure if the raccoons had saliva on their claws, and wants me to get rabies shots just in case. She sent me to an ER because she can't get the shots in our area.

I've been at the hospital for 3 hours and haven't been seen.

It's after my bedtime and I have to wake up at 5am for work...

I'm not having a good time.

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some friendly advice, maybe you should read more

He said without a hint of irony.

I will put as little effort into my replies as you put into yours. Looks like I have my work cut out for me

Phew. I'm glad you got that off your chest. Do you need to sit down and take a break now? From all that cleverness?

No

SoMe FrIeNdLy AdViCe

OK

You're a last word guy. Shocker...