What language do you find the most seductive, and what about it makes you feel that way?WackyTabbacy42069@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 75 points – 1 years ago87Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsMy dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++>+++<<<<-] >-.>-.--------.+++++++.-------.>----..<.>>++.<<-.>+.>.<<++.>---.---.--.<-----.++++++.--. I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy. Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings? Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.Printf(hello); Ladies go crazy with C.This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.C is C++Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.++++++++++[>++++++++>+++++++++++>++++++++++++>+++<<<<-] >-.>-.--------.+++++++.-------.>----..<.>>++.<<-.>+.>.<<++.>---.---.--.<-----.++++++.--. I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy. Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings? Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.Printf(hello); Ladies go crazy with C.This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.C is C++Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
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I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy. Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings? Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.
Printf(hello); Ladies go crazy with C.This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.C is C++Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.C is C++Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
C is C++Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B) There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++. Good to know. Thanks
My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.
I know it's wrong, but there's something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.
Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?
Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.
Printf(hello);
Ladies go crazy with C.
This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.
C is C++
Well, actually, [no it isn't].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B)
There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn't work in C, but there's also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn't valid C++.
Good to know. Thanks