Do you hold your farts in all day? My SO does, and when she goes to bed a few minutes before me, she will toot like the brass section of a big band sometimes. Practice letting them out silently during the day instead, all that gas has to go somewhere, you can't just hold it in

(IT support) I actually don't know where that random setting in your application is, I'm just really fast and good at guessing from doing it a million times in applications I've never heard of before.

I'm a sysadmin. So like two days tops before absolutely everything stops working, and we resort to loin cloths and spears.

The cats can have a little bit of tuna, as a treat

That's why I only own black socks, and just wear jeans, t-shirt and hoodie/shirt

The ears are cute

The first in the series, 28 Days Later, came out in 2002 actually

What if I don't agree? No messages?

Butt how will I know that my butt is clean if I can't make the paper look like the flag of Japan? 🤔

I use Qwant for my searches. I find the results better than DDG. https://www.qwant.com/

Me and the SO is going on a two day cruise, where 40 metal bands play. We even splurged on a fancy cabin with a queen size bed. Going to be so much fun!

We're not. I like you guys. Most of your fashion is what I wore when I was a teenager, but with more colours anyway

The sun sets 14:56 today where I am, still love winter. It's so quiet outside with the snow muffling sounds, it's beautiful, I prefer being too cold to being too hot(I can always put on more clothes, can't take off my own skin), the sun sets properly(it doesn't in summer) .

This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.

That isn't why you date. You date until you find someone you genuinely like.

No he isn't. He's a dog. But he has the hots for a cow

[Spiderman pointing at spiderman meme]

I remember seeing Gran Turismo 3 for the first time. I was amazed, it looked like real life! When I tried it again in more modern times, Iike ish 2014, I was more like wtf, is that thing in the distance a car or a tree, can't tell because the resolution is too low😃

Valheim with all the modern shit like bloom, tiltshift and with the vegetation detail at medium is very PS2y, imho

'Robbie from Stonedeaf Wildlife' sounds like the bass player in a stoner metal band.

I really hope this is true, because it's hilarious 😃

We had glanced at each other at parties a 2-3 times, because we have a lot of friends in common. When a mutual friend left town, he motioned us to go on a date, since he "didn't want any of us to be lonely when he left". So after some nagging and coercion, we did. After three dates we did the thing, and then more datesish, we realised we really liked each other. And here I am, five years later, and we've been living together for three years. Never been happier. Our mutual friend won't shut up about his amazing matchmaker skills 😃

It works with cookie popups, except you need to deny them with every page load

This setup looks awesome. Not sure if I'm looking at unix surrealism comic strip or not!

Ultimate Skyrim is everything you need

Missing features? It's more or less stock Android with a different launcher. Which features are missing? 😯

I can plan according to the weather, so I don't have to spawn new clothes. It's not like it goes from shorts and t-shirt weather to parka and scarf weather in one day. And as I said, much prefer being too cold than too hot. I can always heat up with some movement or something.

Me waking up at 0330

Wooosh

TIL there's a logistics network GUI

Yeah,and if I'm too hot I can take a layer, or my beanie(I think that's the right word?), or whatever off

In the city I live in, the oldest building is from ~1280. It was rebuilt quite a bit in 1767 though. It has housed restaurants since the 1930s. I pass it every day almost on my lunch walk :)

Your title has caused Alanis Morisettes Ironic to get stuck in my head 🙁

If the huh—sound effect from Home Improvement were a dog

Still disgusting, but a bit less. Still pretty revolting though!

I've been playing Wreckfest for a few years. Great fun, perfect balance between arcade and realism. Multiplayer lobbies in that game are a blast, so chaotic 😃

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

SNEAK 100

You could achieve this with something like AutoHotKey on Windows or xdotool/wtype on Linux. An entire extra piece of hardware seems unnecessary

Fairphone 3. I have one as well, but upgraded it to the +model by installing a better camera