I'm a sysadmin. So like two days tops before absolutely everything stops working, and we resort to loin cloths and spears.

That's why I only own black socks, and just wear jeans, t-shirt and hoodie/shirt

The ears are cute

What if I don't agree? No messages?

Butt how will I know that my butt is clean if I can't make the paper look like the flag of Japan? 🤔

I use Qwant for my searches. I find the results better than DDG. https://www.qwant.com/

The sun sets 14:56 today where I am, still love winter. It's so quiet outside with the snow muffling sounds, it's beautiful, I prefer being too cold to being too hot(I can always put on more clothes, can't take off my own skin), the sun sets properly(it doesn't in summer) .

We're not. I like you guys. Most of your fashion is what I wore when I was a teenager, but with more colours anyway

This won't work, and it's called C++, and that's C, not C++.

That isn't why you date. You date until you find someone you genuinely like.

No he isn't. He's a dog. But he has the hots for a cow

Valheim with all the modern shit like bloom, tiltshift and with the vegetation detail at medium is very PS2y, imho

'Robbie from Stonedeaf Wildlife' sounds like the bass player in a stoner metal band.

I really hope this is true, because it's hilarious 😃

It works with cookie popups, except you need to deny them with every page load

This setup looks awesome. Not sure if I'm looking at unix surrealism comic strip or not!

We had glanced at each other at parties a 2-3 times, because we have a lot of friends in common. When a mutual friend left town, he motioned us to go on a date, since he "didn't want any of us to be lonely when he left". So after some nagging and coercion, we did. After three dates we did the thing, and then more datesish, we realised we really liked each other. And here I am, five years later, and we've been living together for three years. Never been happier. Our mutual friend won't shut up about his amazing matchmaker skills 😃

Wooosh

Missing features? It's more or less stock Android with a different launcher. Which features are missing? 😯

I can plan according to the weather, so I don't have to spawn new clothes. It's not like it goes from shorts and t-shirt weather to parka and scarf weather in one day. And as I said, much prefer being too cold than too hot. I can always heat up with some movement or something.

TIL there's a logistics network GUI

Me waking up at 0330

If the huh—sound effect from Home Improvement were a dog

Yeah,and if I'm too hot I can take a layer, or my beanie(I think that's the right word?), or whatever off

Your title has caused Alanis Morisettes Ironic to get stuck in my head 🙁

I would get killed by a Worm with a Bazooka, unless it's my turn first and I manage to kill it before it kills me.

Still disgusting, but a bit less. Still pretty revolting though!

SNEAK 100

Fairphone 3. I have one as well, but upgraded it to the +model by installing a better camera

Eh, it's not like you can do anything about it. Why worry?

Not necessarily expensive nowadays, but I agree. Just bought a new fridge because our old one gave up. Icemaker is a must. I fucking love icewater. It broke once a year ago, until I fixed it, it was awful. Never going to not have fresh ice now, so of course our new one has that. Now it's on its last legs, and the icemachine doesnot work anymore :(. The new one also has a larger inside volume due to better insulation!

I don't know enough either, but a fun thought experiment is maybe we're the anituniverse? There's a lot more mass in the universe, than there should be, and we don't know what it is. It's just "dark matter" and "dark energy".

Edit: please correct me if I'm wrong, I've only read pop science stuff like Hawkins books

I'm on the loo wearing my bathrobe, so not at all really. I'd be mad at having to get a new bathrobe though!

Wordpress should work fine for just ftp and database access only. It all depends on what's running serverside, and if you can install stuff. I know some php-modules are absolutely necessary. I've ran WordPress on a multitude of companies, hardware and software. It isn't hard to get it running if you know your way around a webserver

Fairphone 4 maybe? You pay a little extra for the faitrade stuff, but it's still not awfully expensive

It isn't very well paid per time invested, but my mum sells knitted mittens on the national equivalent of Ebay, since she likes to knit while watching telly anyway. She can sell a pair for about 3 times the cost of the material

Edit: I've myself done some paracord bracelets and sold, in the same manner, using what is essentially "free" time. It's fairly easy to do, and you can get the costs down quite a bit if you import and buy in bulk

I just wear band-shirts, black Levis 501 jeans and hoodies/plaid shirts. Cargo shorts in the summer, idgaf if I'm fashionable. I like the way I dress, so does my SO 😃

People are different. Some are born with a working internal clock, some aren't.

I was top 0.5% for ZZ Top, with just shy of 800 minutes.

V.A Rocks