Challenge: reading google chromes blog without throwing up

1984@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 55 points –
Redesigning Chrome downloads, to keep you productive and safe online
blog.chromium.org

If you can read a few paragraphs of this article without wanting to punch someone, congrats.

I'm so sick of Google...

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I think it’s pretty brave of them to make the bold decision to do what Edge and Firefox literally already do.

I guess they had an epiphany.

  • Hey guys, boss needs some new feature so we can write a blog post to put out for the peasants to read.
  • Yeah ok, well, just write anything, doesn't matter.
  • Ok let's write about downloads, every peasant know about those.
  • Sure but spend just a few minutes on it. Make Sidney the AI write it but make sure he is not passively aggressive this time, we care about that, ok?
  • Sure boss, sure.