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EmperorGormet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 862 points –
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You need to try better ass.

You need to try better pussy.

I mean, shit is shit, man. I don't get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.

Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it's clean, it's not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it

But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.

Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.

Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.

The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication...

But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.