Remember your training and you will surviveSSTF@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 670 points – 1 years ago46Post a CommentPreviewYou are viewing a single commentView all commentsShow the parent commentWhen encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember: Shoot off a limb and they're still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good..What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie? The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won't have the momentum to hurt you anymore.
When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember: Shoot off a limb and they're still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good..What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie? The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won't have the momentum to hurt you anymore.
What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie? The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won't have the momentum to hurt you anymore.
Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won't have the momentum to hurt you anymore.
When encountering an aggressive shopping cart, remember:
Shoot off a limb and they're still 86% combat effective. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem and put it down for good..
What part of a shopping cart is the nerv stem? The coin thingie?
The only good shopping cart, is a dead shopping cart.
Go for the door at the back. Its contents will spill out and it won't have the momentum to hurt you anymore.