Is Taylor swift?

Tragic@programming.dev to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world – 32 points –

Anyone know her 40 yard dash time?

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Well she's certainly not Objective-C.

She appears to move very quickly during costume change breaks on tour and trains for touring on treadmills. She also executes a very fast time going from restaurant to waiting vehicle when avoiding paparazzi.. Based on this anecdotal evidence I would say she is swift, but not lightning fast.