Elon Musk Debuts New Self-Parenting Child
theonion.com
“This is the most intuitive baby we’ve ever seen—it’s completely hands off,” said Musk, who explained how the breakthrough was motivated by his desire for a baby he would never need to think about.
That's all we get from the Onion now? A paragraph? They set up the premise and then just.. wandered off and called it a day? Okay I guess.
Sometimes you have an idea for funny headline and that's all you really need. It made me lol, at least