Nurse! We need 40psi, stat!

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[A picture of two dogs outdoors on a hot day. One dog is standing upright and panting, while the other is laying on the ground and appears to be unusually flat. The caption reads, "my sson. he is deflauting."]

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This is why sighthounds are the best doggos. No other pupper can be a large dog while still taking up that little space, by shedding an entire superfluous dimension.

Such dogs are very useful for zootherapy with acutely isolated coders as they can be slid under a locked office door as a means of initiating an intervention.