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alaxitoo@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 319 points –
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If your goal is just to keep the doctor away, there are many better ways:

  • Homeopathy
  • TCM
  • Conspiracy theorists
  • Living in a country without public health care
  • Simply being lazy and not going to the doctor

But all of them will end you instead.

•Reiki: why call a doctor to exorcise the ghost in your foot?

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if thrown hard enough.