JizzmasterD

@JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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Not to be super-pessimistic but the pharmaceutical industry seems to based upon encouraging awareness and promotion of name brands. Advertising and incentivizing doctors to prescribe promotes a system where the average patient has a hard time understanding and navigating, especially where the patient wants the best opportunity to treat a significant impact to their wellness.

A pound of ground beef and a man should be able to pull himself up by his bootstraps!

✅ my other stuff

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Like they say: “Harpy wife, harpy life!”

Definitely not fewer protest songs. Lots of “new” protest genres exist now (punk, rock, rap, hiphop, reggae, still folk, etc.). Radio and television are way less relevant for reaching « protest » audiences (generally younger). Without the risk of conscription into a foreign war, the anti classist/racist/authoritarian protest likely sounds different.

The times, they are a-changing(but not much)

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“Driverless car has an average Monday in Paris”

I searched all my cupboards for Russian chocolate. It is all crumbly and objectively terrible/an acquired taste.

I always think it’s weird when I run into people that can’t whistle or make a horn sound blowing a blade of grass. I’m not even talking like those ear-piercing 2-fingers-in-mouth whistles, just regular Andy Griffith style.

Definitely understand there are many whistling taboos(as there should be, Russia) and some bored rural-ness that factor in.

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Someone poisoned the doody-hole

If it’s truly a feline take: “I exist with unwavering confidence in the context of all which came before me. I resent you questioning the concept through which you question me.”

“The ruling theoretically applies to land borders, seaports, and airports — but in practice, it only applies to New York’s Eastern District.”

I always just slap the frozen meat into a pan w/ no oil on a burner on max heat. The real life hack is that is doesn’t matter if you take the plastic wrap off, it tastes the same either way.

For your health

Dang. That zany Kellogg’s cereal that the cool frog sells makes $19 billion a year 😳

Hang in there. They both lose pretty much any insult value in after one is out of their teens

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The kids are alright.

Can assure you that lots of news and evacuation coordination information is still being shared. The same groups that were able to evacuate 95% of the population of a territory in a few days were able to adapt to sharing news differently pretty easily.

Definitely a cold-blooded number company/decision. As much as there are a gross number of people that want to watch him make fun of his impressions of trans people, I’m sure there are more “accident rubber-neckers” watching to see if the show is as terrible/great as promoted. Unfortunately, they’re all views that lead to the same thing, cha-ching.

Edit: impressions 🥲

This should probably be in dadjokes@lemmy.world too

Petting a small Nazi is confusing

As an old guy, having Urban Dictionary or google is a game changer. I don’t pretend I’ll ever be relevant again but it’s nice not being ignorant.

The kids are alright

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Sir, would you like a side to vowels to go with that consonant clusters?

And also “man, those toes weren’t even that long. Im glad I didn’t waste a cent on that tug.”

This is the best summary I could come up with:

Oh 💩

Hey man, why the long face. Chin up, proud boy!

Now are those the remaining shoes of 32 eaten dolls or the menu shot of girl diner with a thirst for fetish?

I compare it to a kiss from a rose on the gray…sofa.

Thank you to not speak about my hotdog toaster 😇

Russia Using Android Malware to Access Ukrainian Soldiers' Devices

I knew it!

RIP. Tough work for surely too little

Definitely remember them in Canada well into the 80’s.

Source: world was a better place before my entrance in the 80’s.

I heard that denaturing proteins with heat also produces carcinogens!

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I usually have good luck complimenting its nice rack

Maniac Mansion, Commander Keen, Out of this World, Battle Toads, Time Traveller.

Some because I remember them being funny or having really cool styles, others just because I’m old/lazy and tracking down emulators and making time is too much.

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And it’s usually the saddest use of resources where there’s potable water in taps 🥲

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Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

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If I remember correctly, he didn’t fight the horny mob at all, he offered his daughters to them.

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Is it because of vehicle/height differences that there is a blindspot where one could easily see out the side window?

Curious, not sarcastic.

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Just lick your fingers first! The grocery store sells food products, it and its patrons have to be hygienic …

/s

Oak my god, I’ve never heard of the acorn trick! To the rabbit-hole!

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Feeeeeeet!