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JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world – 241 points –

If only you had paid attention you would know how to summon a president.

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Just a reminder

I know this is super lazy of me but do you have a link for the second article you posted? This is wild.

I don't remember where I got it from but I was posted on lemmy a while back

Maybe trybsearching keywords on Google to see if anything shows up

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For the nth time in general, I am calling on Lauren Boebert to provide the American people with proof of decency and respect.

Someone needs to check this daft cunt for proof of life. She sounds brain dead.

Maybe the live speech he just gave from the Oval Office will shut her the fuck up.

Of course, this awful creature will probably claim credit for it. Just watch.

Somebody who's oral argument is "I like it" is never going to purposefully or willing shut up.

Does she want Harris in the Oval Office before January?

They absolutely do, anything bad that happens will happen under HER watch and they can smear the shit out of her for it.

This is what I underestimated with Harris' campaign, is that shes a relative unknown outside of her DA work so they dont have much to bash her on except "shes black! Zomg!!!!!!"

Yeah! Send us a severed finger as proof! /s

You want a finger ? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a finger by this afternoon- with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

I'm seeing a screenshot of this so I'm pretty sure she's alive, but she might be an AI or a zombie.