It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times??

You stupid monkey!

American here, I’ve never used “mould” for any definition, personally- always “mold”

I think when people say to but high quality items, they mean to spend what they’re worth. Getting the most expensive thing doesn’t really guarantee a quality item, but cheaping out makes it much more likely that you’ll end up with something lackluster. Plus, something like sleep can be fairly complicated and is connected to your habits, what you’ve eaten, or schedule, etc., so expecting a single change (pillow) to make a huge difference may not be realistic.

Why would I pirate kids?

Similar products exist, but I don’t think any of the others have quite the same level of official and community documentation.

I want to be mildly infuriated, too, but I’m not quite sure what you’re trying to convey

I’m not sure if there’s supposed to be a picture or video but the media doesn’t load for me (both on web and iOS voyager app).

How is this different from existing USB cable testers available from places like Amazon and AliExpress? In reading the description I didn’t see anything that set it apart

This post made me crumble into dust

You’ve probably figured this by now, OP, but the computers at your job are weird. Needing to install USB drivers for mouse and keyboard to work is not normal behavior for Windows. Like another person commented- check the BIOS settings.

80% ... what? 80% good? 80% discount?

It’s not so much that it’s ubiquitous so much as the customers that DID use it were very large and their going down was very noticeable.

Low effort websites made easier by LLM generated text. It’s not new, just made easier with the ubiquity of LLM tools. Think of it as the latest generation of spam websites 🙃

OBJECTION!!!

A new hero shooter just does not sound interesting to me, even if it is valve…

Crowd control can be a matter of public safety, but the combination of electronic red screen and multiple cameras doesn’t exactly give a pleasant vibe

Sandwich

Turbo team?? Did you replace my toilet with one that looks the same but has a joke hole? That’s just FOR FARTS??

Oh no, it’s t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m.

If a police officer is planting drugs, what makes you think the department they’re a part of would take the suspect’s complaint seriously and/or not just mess up/deny the fingerprint identification process?

”A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about except thoughts.” Alan Watts

I think it’s just a reminder of the pointlessness of overthinking. I find it poignant because I spend a lot of time lost in rumination, myself

my naME IS COnNor, I'M thE aNDRoId sEnT by CYBerLIfE

The customer is always right, right?

The full quote is actually “The customer is always right in matters of taste.” Which basically means that you should sell what your customers want to buy- not that customers can demand whatever they want 😄

🔥

All I see is ******

Tig-ass bitties?

Illicit- forbidden, illegal, taboo

Elicit- evoke a response, obtain

You want a finger ? I can get you a finger, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a finger by this afternoon- with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

Here’s the thing…

I’m reminded of this goofy videofrom Joel Haver. The “cute” NSA agent is so obnoxious but the whole sketch still makes me laugh for some reason

And less sweat

am I gregnant?

More like

HARE cut

I cant think of a single account that I've had to call anyone to change, as long as I had access to both email addresses (the one I was changing from and the one I was changing to).

A related meme is that every time someone jokes about HL3 it gets delayed even more 😆

DRR… DRR… DRR…

Yes, the webpage and the article make it clear- I was intending to poke fun at the missing word in the post title 😁

Guilded.gg is owned by Roblox, where does Microsoft come into play?

GOG’s launcher is better and it’s not even a requirement for their games!

It’s like stumbleupon!

Or deadjournal? If livejournal was too mainstream, but you still had to get your emo thoughts on the internet