And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

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Why would I pirate kids?

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

Can't even give them away

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.