And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids.

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Im scared of the staplegunman

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Why would I pirate kids?

They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets.

Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless.

My chimney has never been swept

Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney.

You decide

And that's why you need punctuation kids.

I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places.

Can't even give them away

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it.

You wouldn't download a kid.

You haven't tried carrying them out for 9 months and giving birth under devastating pain, have you?

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

You wouldn't download a kid

No they're free to take. Live on the street abandoned by the parents and country. Forced to exist against their will. Take one home, no one cares.

Not a boring kid, but a pirate kid sounds fun.

Yeah, not sure what I was expecting. Maybe a PSA about trafficking

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

Careful he gonna scream at you with eldritch language

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Ȳ̷͉o̶̮̓u̸̗͘ ̶͉̏k̸͖̑ṇ̵͘ò̸͚ẁ̷̲ ̷͚͑i̸͂͜t̷̖̓'̸͙́s̴̡̅ ̸͖̈́ì̸̩l̷̮̉l̵̞͑ë̶̡́g̴̬̒ä̶̖l̸̹̔ ̷̫͂t̸̯̒o̷̅ͅ ̸̣̌d̵̹͗o̸͎̾ẇ̵̖n̸͎͋l̶̼̋ơ̵̫ā̸͈d̵̞̈́ ̵͇̈c̶̅ͅǫ̴̒p̸͍̆y̷͙̎r̸̮͠i̶͔͋g̷̜̍ȟ̴̯ẗ̷͓́ê̶͉d̶̖̎ ̴̖̃m̴͈̔ǘ̸̠s̴͎̾í̶͙c̴͙̎

Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

The production value is better than GOT season 7

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials