Karlos_Cantana

@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social
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Joined 1 years ago

Glad that won't happen to me. I was born on January 6th.

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I like boobs. Imagine what the logo would be if I had bought Twitter.

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Why are so many people suddenly worried about down votes? They don't matter. You get nothing for a lot of upvotes, and you get nothing for a lot of downvotes. If you're so concerned about votes, I think that's a serious issue that you need to overcome, or you're going to have a very hard time in life.

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I've wondered how businesses advertise anymore because I never see advertisements. I don't watch TV. I don't listen to radio. I have ad blockers on my devices. I just assumed most people used as blockers too.

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That's obvious. The question is how to stop them.

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I was going to write a Star Wars sequel and then sue Disney for copyright infringement, until I heard this story.

We make our employees sign a form when they're hired stating that they will not mention our company or any of its employees on social media in a negative way. It's standard practice. Any company big enough to have its own lawyer(s), they will advise them to do that because it can help prevent serious legal Issues.

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I can barely ad single digit numbers, much less hominem.

Is there even anything worth watching on Prime? I haven't even looked at it in years.

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I switched to Lemmy to avoid Reddit a̶d̶s̶.

I wish I could have some time alone. I never have any time to myself.

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Hopefully I will see RIF on the other side.

Maybe it was the myrrh that resurrected Jesus. I'm taking a bag of myrrh to the cemetery this afternoon and see what havoc I can wreak.

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This doesn't work.

Can you post a pic of yourself with a banana for scale?

I need $11,400 a day to afford the basics.

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I'm surprised PornHub hasn't bought one of those and customized it.

I guess he just couldn't take it anymore.

He pays her salary for both her jobs.

How hard did he have to pull on them?

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Counting apps do.

I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario.

Porn

Now I have 3 left feet?

It was a guy who paid the cop $30 to jerk off to her having sex with her husband that was complaining. He's just trying to get out of whatever mess he got himself into and trying to use it as an excuse.

They should be non binary, like in the US.

Holy shit snacks! That sounds awesome!

Nowhere in the article did it mention what the apps were. I'd just like to know what they are so I can avoid them.

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TIL RedHat is still relevant. I used RedHat in the 90s. I assumed it got left behind there.

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Woodhouse is actually the one who narrated Twilight Zone, although Archer would sometimes make guest appearances. I think OP is trying to say that nobody will remember that.

This site lists the ones that are and aren't federated with Threads. I don't know of a complete list of all the instances and all their federations, though.

You don't have to fuck Meta, but unfortunately Meta will still fuck you.

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Die

Your hose isn't big enough to soak every server in the world.

I wish there was a way to stop ads on Roku. I'd rather watch on my TV, but my phone doesn't have ads, so I usually use it.

This article is a year old, but it's still possible to buy dumb tvs.

No. Read the Constitution.

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Sounds awesome! I'm commenting, so I can find this thread later. I can't figure out how to booark it.

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