Terrulerism
ID: a person on the phone looking serious, a text bubble beneath says: "I have hidden a single raisin in every single chocolate chip cookie and muffin in the united states. here's my list of demands"
ID: a person on the phone looking serious, a text bubble beneath says: "I have hidden a single raisin in every single chocolate chip cookie and muffin in the united states. here's my list of demands"
They've already done it, so what weight do their demands hold? Are they going to go remove all of the raisins if their demands are met?
There is no logic behind such heinous acts.
the rest of the chocolate chips are sleeper raisins. one click of a button and it’s an oatmeal raisin world.
I'd push that button
oh hell yeah
Funnily enough, this would make the cookies deadlier to dogs, as raisins are usually more toxic than lighter chocolate.