inky's ruleday
alt text: tweet by Every Beanie Baby @beanybabybot: "Inky the octopus (grey). No birthday." tweet features two candid photos of the octopus beanie baby. quote retweet of tweet (cropped with no user information): "no birthday. hits me every time in my chest like I just got shot with a gun"
Wouldn't it be because squids lay eggs instead of giving birth?
TIL birds, reptiles, insects, etc give live birth
Oh yeah, I forgot about the other TY toys. Then I dunno.
Inky was 3D printed from a cluster of stem cells in a lab, obvs