Word Avalanche: Gym rules state no bragging about weight loss unless 1/16th of a pound or more is shedded

TWeaK@lemm.ee to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org – 15 points –

An ounce meant a loud announcement allowed

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Weigh self.

Go the toilet and take a dump.

Reweigh...Whooohoo!!! Weight loss!!

Gonna guess that people who brag about weight loss of under an ounce weigh everything that goes in & everything that goes out!