Barbarians of the fediverse, how about y'all move on from massive axes?
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Moving to: m/AskMbin!@kbin.social – 0 points – Don't get me wrong, I know many of you also use these huge axes to manage your body hair, but enough is enough. How about spears with heads the size of a flounder? What about flounders? Have you ever seen someone get hit with a two-handed flounder? Kitchen appliances? There's a lot more creative ways to smite your enemies. You axe people are just lame. BORING!
How about a M61A1 Vulcan 20mm rotary cannon?
Call me old-fashioned, but I've always been a "beat 'em to death with their own torn-off limb" kinda guy. That's how Dad did it, that's how Granny did it, and hell, it's a classic for a reason.
"Beat a motherfucker with a motherfucker tonight!"