Why is your best friend not an alien disguised as a human?

concrete_baby@sh.itjust.works to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml – 1 points –
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I would know if he was one of us. Maybe from a different alien species?

Honestly an alien would do a better job at faking being a human. Plus, I'm weirder than them, and I'm not sure what kinda fucked up mothership would send me on a mission like this if I was an alien.