Effective Coding with Java Observability

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/10005448

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That illustration is a mood

Yeah. It's a pretty solid illustration of how I feel when I get to debug a bullshitFactoryInjection pattern in Java, actually.

What? You don't like that the BullshitInjectionScanner scans your Classpath for Beans and sacrifices 12-56 goats to all instances of Godable, to inject bullshit values in all @bullshittable classes?

Seriously though, I hate all the voodoo and black magic going on behind the scenes without any reasonable form of control for me.

So.. Every time you open a java project?