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bigcow31@lemm.ee to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone – 105 points –
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...I'm sorry? Seven. Fucking. Inches???????????

I don't even know how to respond to that. Do I want a source?

Except the elasticity of a raccoon is dependant upon the rigidity of the structure it is squeezing through. You'd have to have one hell of a sphincter pinch to not tear your ass.