Emeli sandé - KungFu

The ending harmonies reminds me how we trully are on our own, despite some of our friends saying "I got you"

Man the title threw me into another one of those enshitifications that you just found out.

Lol, like there is.

This happens more frequently than you thought.

Even right now, if you try to swallow saliva multiple times as fast as you can, consecutively; you will hit a "bottleneck" :)

Oesophagus, operates on a rhythm, of which is initiated by the back of your tongue (where tonsils hit)

But, oesophagus, having mind of its own (involuntary); does not accept initiated rhythm, if it's "out of timing"

This "timing" is dictated by the way muscle contract and relax as they push saliva you just swallowed down into your tummy. Nasty yet brilliant ain't it?

But i will say this... hats off to the M-series chipsets... silent powerhouse!

the effects of R&D on tech evolution, chef's kiss 👌🏿

Turns out being paranoid about computer security when you are completely computer illiterate is a perfect way to get malware.

Very true

The sun is not yellow!

The yellowish is due to the effect of dust and water on the atmosphere as sunlight passes through it.

My God.. I can feel the laser-stare from here, LOL

Lol, kid will sniff packets next

If they don’t accept donations, well, I hate to tell you, you’re the product.

A statement has never been truer than this

I’m a software engineer and cloud architect

Knew it 🤣🤣

In any software development timeline given, triple it to be safe!

Programmers don't just pull perfect codes from their butts

Programming languages (yes, in some scenarios, even python) are hell to work with. And yes, I know developer experience has gotten so much better compared to 5 years ago. Still, there are too many unknowns.

It's like trying to shush a crying baby. Trying every trick on the book to put her back to sleep. But naaah, all she does is cry (no reasons, no hints)

This makes a half-an-hour job take 2 days (hence the unknown delays and setbacks)

If you meet a programmer that pulls a rough prototype of a single module inside a program in a few seconds and works immediately. Know that he/she has 10+ years of experience in that language domain.

i.e. that one granny that "feels the baby" and knows what it wants, making the baby calm immediately.

i'd prefer it to be there at all

Lol The future is interesting

Not embarrassing, weird maybe?

I secretly enjoy weird combination of foods (sometimes too exotic)

• milkshake and broccoli (or any veggie)

• watermelon and salt

• tortillas with papaya and whole lot of chilly pepper

I could go on..

Weiredly mesmerizing

I'll go first...

perfect, smoooth fart... And the lightness that follows after... Very Soothing

In Electronics world? Bipolar junction Transistors. Easily.

This led into having portable devices we have today.

Back then people used vacuum tubes for switching and amplification; of which were very expensive to run (used a lot of power when idle, while having a very short lifespan of less than 48 hrs).

I mean, vacuum tubes where phenomenal when they came, allowed first long distance calls in 1915.

Look at my phone now, fits on my hands, and has billions of transistors!

Post script: lately I've been thinking, what if we remove cell towers as middle men? Because nowadays privacy is somewhat dead. People have been using radio frequency for walkie-talkies even before 1st generation communication (1G) was a thing.

This video enlightened my day 😊

It's just a matter of time now

GET. THIS. GUY. HIS. VOTES.

Edit: The budget slayers, almost wanna punch them in the face and walk out of the office for good.

I control electron flow on my spare time

I'm getting way fatter than I should; a result of sitting all day, staring at errors on my laptop. I may have to start jogging

Grown-ups make agreements and stick to them. If you want different rules you can try to negotiate with her, but you have to accept if she won't change them.

Underrated take. Hope everyone reads this.

PS: Compromise

Apparently Its called 'type C'

I just left without a word.

Takes courage and wits to now when to go. Appreciate you, girl.

"gotta let the balls breathe" 🤣

fitting an optional heated paper drawer.

Thats a new one in deed

Should the notification tell you when an app uses your mic when not inside the app?

Oh wait, it can't if one bypasses the API.

Exactamundo! That's why snapdragon is playing catch-up LOL

Learned something today. Thank you

The whole time he was threatening to beat the shot out of me which really motivated me to run.

Lmfao, im glad you escaped to tell the tale. You've made me laugh today

"apparently my sister picked up the phooone! Aarrg! $!#@t"

as long as you ignore statistics

See? Conditions

Oooof

Tenet, watched it thrice to get the jist of it.

Until EEAAO came.

Tenet had that rollercoaster feel, which was surprisingly good. EEAAO was gentle, slowly elevating to the "showdown".

The parallel universes and alternate lives? by far the coolest.

Ha! Nice try adverts

Seriously, tho, I appreciate your job.

"The pilot attempted an emergency landing on rough terrain but was unable to successfully bring the plane to a complete stop before crashing into trees."

Yeeeaah, thats crash-landing...

i see your point tho...

Apparently, the media spices up the headlines, to get immediate attention

DOn't quIT

To me, something that's a bit out of ordinary

to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

LMAO

Or... Hear me out...

Use the default built-in alarm.

Why? Most of the non-built are somewhat blocked by phone notification controls such as do-not-disturb and other similar modes. Getting an app that has its implementation of this just right can be frustrating...

Just put a bunch of 30 min interval alarm, with a slight different ringtone than your usual alarms and you'll be golden :)

That people don't just pull tricks out their butt. (Unless you are in horgwats, of course)

Any maestro in their fields that you meet (be it BMX biker, stunt drivers, programmer, singer, painter, even a handy man) know that they dedicated 10+ hours daily in perfecting themselves in that domain.

The beauty of this is that anyone, even you, can be a maestro at what you love.

Just put in the work, the hours. Surround yourself with maestros in your field, for quick assists.

You will get there :)