Well, I can't say I can name even one of her songs, but if she triggers magats and has Luke Skywalker on her side, then I guess it's time to get Swiftie in here or whatever.

So, when you remove what I assume is an announcement bot and lizard people from the equation, the answer is George Takei? Yeah, that sounds about right.

I would also argue that "whores and scoundrels" is more inclusive. You can be either one regardless of your parts or gender identity.

Oh no! People are being mean to the human equivalent of an unwiped asshole covered in weeping pus sores?

And now I'm even more glad that I buy whole bean rather than ground coffee.

This is utter hogshit, but also seems relatively easy to work around. "I am legally forbidden from sharing my opinions on the quality of Marvel Rivals." is a pretty clear and succinct review that technically flies under their legal fuckery.

You want beans? I'll give you all the beans you can handle...

People woefully underappreciate my big tiddy Gith girlfriend.

So the timeline of the new Trek movies starts with the villain Nero going back in time. When he gets there, he destroys a ship called the USS Kelvin. That ship was not destroyed in the original Star Trek timeline, so the new timeline is called that because the Kelvin's destruction was the first major point of divergence that lead to the other changes in that timeline

After further ruminating on this thought:

Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a whore, and a scoundrel, and a rascal, a ne'er-do-well, and a villain… Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Guild of Calamitous Intent.

Assigned

Rafael

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My god...

A reverse microwave. I can heat a cup of coffee in 30 seconds, I want to chill a beer in 30 seconds.

I guess Larry David's kidney could only do so much. RIP.

I'll always think of him when I hear "the [blank] from hell".

I unironically enjoy both the 2005 and 2007 Fantastic Four movies. Were they cheesy as hell? Yep, but damn sure the source material is just as cheesy sometimes. Could the MCU do them better now? Almost certainly. Still fun movies, except for making Galactus the Glow Cloud (all hail). They fucked up a lot of Doom's backstory, but I like Julian McMahon (even if this also wasn't the best role for him).

Also, Chris Evans exiting the shower. Damn.

It helps to first be higher than giraffe pussy, then you get one of their late night munchie boxes (I like the burger with grilled cheeses for buns, or the chicken melt with hashbrowns on it) and several extra shitty tacos.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 Kb/s, you're gonna see some serious shit!

Patton Oswalt. I love that nerdy little hobbit man when he really gets on a rant.

Where is "putting some fries in your mouth, then squeezing ketchup into your mouth"?

Damn, Harry Dresden is not aging well.

I think it's a burro in a burrow, but I don't know my ass from a hole in the ground.

I still don't understand how you people expect this to work. Your skins aren't going to do anything unless a developer adds them to their specific game.

What incentive does, for example, Epic have to do all the coding and modeling they would need to do in order for you to use the pickle Rick skin that you bought from a someone else, in Fortnite?

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Sol Milky'way wgah’nagl fhtagn.

"You see, ayys have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down. Bradford, show them the medal I won."

Bow hunting both gives the drone a sporting chance, and helps you soak in that Horizon Zero Dawn feel.

Don't Donnie and The Dude have a direct conversation at least once though?

"Phone's ringing, Dude!" "Thank you, Donnie!'

I'm hooked on Marvel's Midnight Suns right now. It's a little bit XCOM, a little bit Persona, and some deckbuilding on top. Some exploration and light puzzles in the hub area between missions if you like, mostly for the friendship/lore/cosmetic stuff. Got it free from Epic last month, but I'd say it's at least worth $25 or so if you find a sale.

Edit: Also Nico Minoru is a possible party member, and I fucking love Runaways.

And everything you thought was just so important doesn't matter. Everything you know is wrong. Just forget the words and sing along. All you need to understand is, everything you know is wrong.

...You ever wonder why we're here?

Yakuza 0. Sorry, emotional and compelling main story, you're gonna have to wait. I need to make Majima's hostess club the top in Sotenbori.

Ah, so I'm guessing it wasn't "Dragon Ball Zed" either, then.

I guess that makes sense, the Rush song doesn't become YYZee in the US (mostly).

Meme I'd Like to Fuck

He definitely does, but I think it fades in and out of use at times. Even in Storm Front I believe he has a .38 Special. Later books I think it's a .44 Magnum.

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The Sontaran Stratagem

It's literally the Michael J Fox movie Doc Hollywood.

"Oh, right now we're called Various Artists, just to fuck over people with iPods."

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