People just liked it better that way
The Assman
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Asses to asses, butts to butts
He's nervous
Dude's only 42. He's got plenty of time. Hell you can't even get elected these days if you aren't getting social security.
Back in my day you could turn on the computer and operate it without anyone knowing. Our "internet connection" was demonic screeching from hell on the telephone and you didn't need it to play solitaire.
bury the ledge
Do you mean bury the lede?
Hey I'm not an addict. I can stop having a good time whenever I want.
There isn't a soul on lemmy that doesn't know Linux exists
What are you saving your enter key for? Let's see some paragraphs dawg
It's the best game ever made in its genre. If you don't like that genre you won't like the game though.
I for one would like to know when another car isn't being driven by a human.
Same thing could have happened to us, except we kept our 90 lbs GSD the fuck away from our newborn. "It could be any dog at any time" uh.. no shit? Genetically it's a fucking wolf. Use your fucking brains people.
If this sounds insensitive, well it is. A license should be required to possess both dogs and children.
fastest cars
You can buy a mid level sedan with a turbo today that will blow the doors off of most cars from that era. I mean we have cars today with 1500+ horsepower with zero modifications.
Yet we can give Israel more bombs no problem
Endorse Biden you coward. His opponent's supporters wanted to hang you.
Ribbed for extra pleasure 💀
I'm a bit of a hillbilly and I know like seven guys who look exactly like the dude on the right
This is wonderful news for everyone involved except China
Probably saw him fuck up a coyote and said, let's stick with this guy
DO NOT WASH YOUR BRAIN IN DIRECT SUNLIGHT
O Brother, Where Art Thou? is my favorite movie
I refunded it because it ran like shit. This just makes me even sadder.
Okay I'll ask, how come dogs got sex robots before us?
How much of our tax dollars did they waste on this?
Nah, it's coming right after the 2020 roadster
Remember that they didn't let Obama appoint a justice in the last year of his term, but did allow Trump to do so. Cognitive dissonance is their native language.
Jandalf, yes I was once called that. Jandalf the Jray.
Household expenses are flying past my earnings on a motorcycle, flipping them the bird
1 == "1"
It's not that hard
I'm not rich but I do pretty well, and I honestly cannot understand how the vast majority of people can afford to eat dinner. We try to eat mostly fresh, home cooked foods and it costs a fucking fortune.
They'd charge you for your sims' water bill if they could
You can't fool me. That's an H type Nubian yacht from star wars.
Apes babes together strong
No, but I've been in an accident that resulted in my birth!
Equifax leak. Half of Americans' SSNs are on the dark web.
I was cool with not seeing news about this chud after I left reddit
This is our company. Haven't met our growth goals since covid? Make everyone commute three times a week, that will fix it. We need to bring everyone together to find the missing money that leadership decided we should be making.
I think it helps you play chess better
Implying Biden "took us into war" in Yemen? Because we've been bombing them for decades.
I love it. My geopolitical fantasy is that North America, Central America, and the Caribbean form an EU-esque partnership some day. We need to focus on supporting and uplifting our neighbors.
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam