None of my family members know what a furry is and i'm keeping it that way.

First thing i did, while my mouth was still salty from the first bite, is go get my sharpie.

Never again

There's a 1% chance that the weird cousin who never comes to family gatherings might be a furry. That's absolutely it.

The idea of having hobbies in common with family members seems alien to me - which i think, to quote the meme phrase, Says A Lot About Society.

Tons, and cinnamon, flour, and a little bit of salt. I find that the bread dilutes the flavor, so i overload the batter to compensate.

I don't like bland french toast

You don't understand, this batter was a lot saltier than the batter you're thinking of