I’m in the hospital and on many medications and I thought you were asking if you could remove part of the spider without harming the spider.

A private school I used to go to banned Listerine breath strips, the ones you put on your tongue, because too many kids were using them.

Such a punchable face. Damn

Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.

Magic the Gathering

How the fuck is meta the most used means of that information being given to those who need it? What the fuck man how did we let that happen. Imagine the places that haven’t had something to test their systems of communication. Damn.

Good thing India has an awful football team.

Scissors in packaging you need scissors to open.

What’s more infuriating that a post complaining about someone else complaining? Probably one complaining about a post complaining about someone else complaining.

Nikola Tesla

Nope, if I’m wrong and there is a god I plan to kick their dick instead out for all the anguish and suffering that could have been avoided. god cannot be both omnipotent and all loving. Only one or the other.

Also, in the loosely remembered words of Ricky Gervais, “if all recorded history of religion, and of science were suddenly erased from the earth; in a thousand years you’d have all the science back exactly the same, but the religions would be totally different.” Which I find very compelling.

Ehh best I could do on my phone from bed.

Edit: if anyone has a high resolution version of the Biden picture please send it

Wowoman and hair are my favorites

My dad works there. Had him take a picture.

Would you care to elaborate internet friend?

There really should be no problem here, but it’s just uncomfortable

Seems like extra work to post a picture of the article instead of the article itself.

As someone who is consistently a patient I can very safely say that the only things that harm me are pharmaceutical and insurance companies. (I’m USA based)

Could you tell us where?

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I bet you eat corn the long way.

You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.

This is android only, right?

I wish. I’d have liked it even more. Totally regular school just private. Only there for a few years before moving.

Thank you! Definitely not your fault. I’m just zonked with meds.

It’s sterile and I like the taste.

I feel like I missed this part of internet school.

Edit: thank you everyone!

It’s amazing that people still don’t understand why there is air in chip bags.

That they do. Im guessing it’s just a cultural thing because there is no way that 11 humans good at football don’t exist in that massive population.

Well, you could talk to boggy, he loves to share his knowledge.

Shut up, you stole my lunch money when we were kids! …wait not here?

No he left sorry. Also his stutter would make asking that ridiculous.

Be the change you want to see.

Unfinished well, balls cup, and table nails.

Could it be for the bottom of the urn to write something with marker or pen?

My condolences

I think it may be from sweat. I sweat a lot and also have lived in very hot climates. If my guess is right just wash your face after you get sweaty and it will go away.

Park City is the name of a mall in Pennsylvania and when I was applying for jobs right out of college I applied to some at said mall and one of the bit national chain stores offered me an interview for a store in Utah because the name was the same.

Hey thankis you

Do you mean phew?