Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.
Oh, you've got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.
I sit at home, but I don't sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.
Same. Can't be fucked to stand. any chance to sit down is welcome. Except on a piss-soaked public convenience.
I have found my people.
Our people 🥲
Exactly, don't even sit on it to shit. That's what core muscles are for
This is the way.
And this is why god invented the paper ass gasket
Ahhh you're trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don't have to? Why even squat above it when you don't have to? It's laziness / efficiency, dear, not.... 🤣🤣🙄... fragile masculinity.
I work in construction, half the men have dirty asses cause its gay to touch your asshole. I wish I was exaggerating.
Okay.. how did you get to know about their dirt asses?
They state it proudly.
I'll give your straight coworkers that one, none of the gay men I know talk about their assholes.
No it's both you should see the amount of men who physically recoil when I tell them I sit to pee
Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It's like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?
The only times I won't are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there's like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times
Lost it at piss lizard 🤣
Boggy funny
I'm not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I'm also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.
Fag.
I bet you eat corn the long way.
Lmao I looked at your history, you’re a weirdo
Legit can't understand why anyone want to sit down to pee when it can be done standing up.
Don’t forget fragile masculinity and not wanting to sit down to piss because that’s how women do it.
Oh, you've got a behavior there, but the wrong motivation.
I sit at home, but I don't sit on public toilets precisely because dudes have been whizzing all over the seat.
Same. Can't be fucked to stand. any chance to sit down is welcome. Except on a piss-soaked public convenience.
I have found my people.
Our people 🥲
Exactly, don't even sit on it to shit. That's what core muscles are for
This is the way.
And this is why god invented the paper ass gasket
Ahhh you're trying to culture war this when the actual reason is way more sensible and boring than that. Why sit on a potentially dirty toilet seat when you don't have to? Why even squat above it when you don't have to? It's laziness / efficiency, dear, not.... 🤣🤣🙄... fragile masculinity.
I work in construction, half the men have dirty asses cause its gay to touch your asshole. I wish I was exaggerating.
Okay.. how did you get to know about their dirt asses?
They state it proudly.
I'll give your straight coworkers that one, none of the gay men I know talk about their assholes.
No it's both you should see the amount of men who physically recoil when I tell them I sit to pee
Fuck that, I love sitting down to piss. It's like a free break AND I get to let the boys out for a few minutes?
The only times I won't are when the bathroom is already filthy, or the toilet water is too high and my junk goes for a dunk if I sit.
You either have an annoying plumbing problem or a massive piss lizard. I guess both is possible too.
Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there's like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times
Lost it at piss lizard 🤣
Boggy funny
I'm not going to brag, but my junk hangs low. I'm also in the US. Some toilets are ridiculously full by default, especially older models.
Fag.
I bet you eat corn the long way.
Lmao I looked at your history, you’re a weirdo
Legit can't understand why anyone want to sit down to pee when it can be done standing up.
As for the poor aim issue, get better.