And now you have one step closer to negotiated price government subsidised medicine. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

He died before the world learned what a cunt he was

Very legal, very cool.

"Fifa Ethics Committee "?

Plenty of examples of improper wash water management causing salmonella, lysteria or e coli, especially in "ready to eat" leafy greens. They literally grow in bacteria and fungi contaminated media, because it's awesome for them. Your veggies will absolutely be contaminated and that is why proper washing and cooking is necessary

How can it scream? Would just be sitting there with it's mouth open.

You could teabag it.

And keep a copy off site

Love is only real if it hurts when you pee.

Live in a progressive city any you can be Bubba the trans mayor on the ballot.

gets hit by a car

Storks

Inside out

Idiocracy

Popstar: Never stop never stopping.

Screamers (camp sci-fi horror)

Along with the rest mentioned here.

Recommendation depends on the audience

What about Rocktober savings, and flailing tube person vendors?

Yank toilets have this wierd bowl design, where there's like 2 litres of water in the bowl at all times

When were we working together???

Usually straight after the bushfires

We lost 2 months of local Windows servers in a smash and grab ransomware. we were lucky that our PROD servers were Linux. And this was a place with an active Windows 10 upgrade plan, gateways and air gapping for non-compliant systems. Our luck/planning was the backups system allow for two months of roll back to remove the malware. For the sysadmins, the character limit on the file paths meant we lost a bit of deep dive information 8/10 folders deep. (Over 64 characters or something like that.)

They can't be Brazilian. There are no soccer shirts, flares and big breasted carnivale women.

It varies from person to person

Perun (youtuber) sums it up- for many militaries there is no organisational experience in actual conflict, outside the pomp and ceremony it's hard to tell what substance exists

TLDR - Permanent Night shift Manufacturing worker, Supervisor or Garbage truck driver would suit you wierdos. Afternoon shift for the less wierdos. 30% loading/15% loading also makes it a good earner.

Yeah, but they aren't part of Europe anymore

https://www.fairwork.gov.au/employment-conditions/national-employment-standards#nes-entitlements

Welcome to somewhere between Europe and Murica

(TLDR 20 days annual leave, 10 days sick and 10 days emergency domestic violence leave, unpaid community service leave. :( )

Mental image of "it's a Me!" thrust

And ABC

Super effective though.

Yeah, but what about the Jaws music and the creeping brown?

Like this?

You know she did a good job if it's remembered 30 years later

Ditto, coming on 11 years dating, 7 years married

*4chan

Ducks rape. They get all the bread.

Unless it's a toddler up the deep end. We need to correct for "floating" or "sunk".

Must be a pretty big vineyard

What the hell is a Redux, anyway?

Apocalypse Now is a great 2 for 1 movie deal

Yoghurt is a separate slide

Would get him glassed in certain parts of the UK

The creator is a fickle beast

I'm sorry about your dog. I'm just a first aider but from what I've read in case reports it sounds very similar to Crush Syndrome

Basically the tissue is dying or has died and the fresh blood flow overwhelms the kidneys and immune system causing renal failure

/r/millwrights