You're obnoxious

Bread, check. Cheese, check. Wine better be next otherwise, these criminal masterminds are only halfway to having a good time.

Good for you though, that was a satisfying read.

You just made me well up. People can be so good.

I swear I'd buy tickets to anything if the sellers tagine was "we're not ticketmaster/livenation"

Left reddit as soon as the blackout happened, was actually impressed at myself being able to stay off it. Haven't been back except when I google a question, and the answer is on an old reddit thread (I do not reply or comment).

My opinion is Lemmy needs more communities and more DAUs. Have been trying to tell people why they should switch but I'm not techy, my friends are not techy and they just don't care about data/ownership etc. I'm hoping reddit shits the bed further so more laypeople jump ship.

Same goes for mastodon which needs more content although I only previously used twitter on days with big events (oscars, grammys, f1 race days etc).

Wonder if we could somehow plan for them to grow in straight?

Its Iceland-> Ireland but working its way through the alphabet for the second letter, so d,e,f,g,h... etc.

This is clearly an impersonator, trump would never use the word United

1700 dollar massage chair. I can barely move it but I love it so much. I might still get the odd personal massage but using the chair every night helps my sleep enormously and it definitely gets the kinks out.

Exactly how do you 'nudge' someone with a cart? Is talking to them loudly or reaching down and touching a shoulder really that impossible? (god forbid you choose to go around them, the inconvenience!)

Kiss and ride?

Well to be fair one was found guilty in a court of law and the other (I don't believe but feel free to correct me) didn't even have a criminal case brought against him.

Well if you share it here maybe people will join :)

Makes it funnier

Hahaha bananabrine, great description

How do we know that's not what happened to Trump?

That was a difficult up vote because my thumb was just so disgusted with your sister

Legit thought this was a bad joke about people mixing up AI (Artificial Intelligence) with Al Yankovic!

Way easier than expected. I used to spend hours mindlessly scrolling on reddit, occasionally learning something useful but that was the exception. I suffer from anxiety so I genuinely had concerns about quitting reddit, but also recognised it was an unhealthy way to spend so much free time. I left on the first day of the protests and haven't been back since. Was honestly surprised and impressed at myself for managing it so easily (rediscovered my love of crosswords and my kindle). Joined Lemmy 2 days ago, so still finding my feet but so far it scratches that itch of keeping a little bit in-the-loop with pop culture. (But with time limits firmly on this time!)

Return to office

I like the work Hard for yourself statement. As a 43 year old woman possibly dealing with a serious health issue (waiting on results) I wish I had worked harder for myself on prioritising my health over my work. Far too easy to put off dr appointments/dentist appointments/smears etc by rationalising that you can't miss that meeting.

Scotland - you'll get a pot of brewed tea or a cup with a black tea bag in. And some milk.

Just be careful it's legal if she's planning to store work emails on a non work approved repository. My company does not allow this and have checks and / or blocks in place to catch people doing it.

Looks like I'm switching out my mimosas for prosecco straight from the bottle

The last time this was posted there was examples of some shops missing the labels. I don't think if it was ever confirmed if the shop the woman visited was displaying the label or not.

That's what's being reported

Could you do these as regular posts? It was the perfect length and relevance to help me feel up to speed on all the cases!

It's like reading my brain :(

That was a satisfying, then infuriating story. Thank you!

Same. I am happy using discord or family/friend group chats to keep up with them, but I need a 'town square' where I can go and learn what events are on nearby, what restaurants are doing special nights etc. But I don't want that town square to sell me ads, I just want to look at the notice board and see what new stuff takes my fancy. So how do we connect the consumers to the businesses without having an overlord who will try to sell things to the consumers by charging the businesses?

I did this at the MD state fair. It was fun :)

I love the optinism of your line 'if I have to die' :)

You better work in a nursing home

HUgg :)

Son(n)y

Cro(o)cs

Yankee (S)candle

(W)Etsy

Doesn't seem there's a tool available for breaking laminated glass. Which is also terrifying but I do understand why the DOT mandated the switch.

I dont do dressings. What do you call 15 ingredients and no dressing? A fryless stir fry? Genuinely curious if there's a word now!

They are, they're just called milky ways

Dead to me starts off as if it's going to be dark but is actually pretty lighthearted

I heard that's a recent back story and not the true origin, which is still unknown