No you sick Fuck if i drank my piss what would the dog drink ,he's gonna get thirsty

That kind sir would be a failed attempt at seduction

Nah bro those are the extra rare ones there are only 10 in the world

Wtf Do they eat the kids ?

This gives me ptsd from that one r/interestingasfuck post after it became nsfw if ykyk

"Food" is a bit of a stretch don't you think

Instructions were very clear and helpful i was actually able to peel my toddler with the same techniques

Is this a sex thing or a cat thing or both?

Mine commit war crimes

Bro Why does your shit look like a pig with a mustache? still that hasn't stopped me before from beating my meat to it

Yeah i typically don't call anyone i love pussy i prefer "Titties" more especially with my kids.

I already did

Yeah she does have alot of holes

It probably tasted like an old woman's pussy with a hint of peanut butter