Just go with what makes your heart sing
"New balls, please"
Mental image horror
Sound of a bobcat being waterboarded
I'm an archaeologist.
Back in the 1700s this wasn't really a thing. Although there were folk, usually educated people like vicars and wealthy land owners, who called themselves 'antiquarians'.
This mostly involved them employing the local unemployed to hack away at old burial mounds/tombs looking for treasure. Buggering up the archaeology for us future scientists in the process!
Ditto New Zealander
Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your bum.
Does the Cyrillic text say "Bada boom"!? 😀
Son!?
Given my username... I'm not really sure what would work.
Poor guy
The Kaikoura Earthquake in November 2016. Imagine lying between the rails of a railway track and having a freight train pass over you - our whole HOUSE was shaking like that.
And we were HUNDREDS of kilometers away from the epicenter.
You've just made an enemy for life!
Love me some Gormenghast!
Only if you use an iron
Looking good!
Oops
I went for thought-provoking this time around.