It's depressing that something like that is needed in the first place.

Did you miss the part that said "I'll need a research team and 5 years?" The XKCD character did it! SUCCESS!

One thing to keep in mind is that they're young and have fewer responsibilities than Millennials and Xers and can afford to float between jobs. I'm not saying all GenZers, but there are ones that still get some form of assistance from their parents and thereby have a safety net. As they age and start families, they may be less inclined to do so.

Also, maybe they're not being paid enough to want to stay and feel they can leverage the experience at your workplace to get a better paying position elsewhere.

Just my thoughts, I'm no expert.

You mean, "That's hardly a 'thread?'"

I'll see myself out

For me, I subscribe to all the multiple ones of the same topic and let time sort out their popularity.

I like how he's turning extwitter into 4chan. Advertisers hate it though, but advertising only accounts for 90% of their revenue, nbd

What I want to know is what sort of cutting-edge medical voodoo based technology is keeping him alive?

I guess the GOP is running out of children's souls to feed him.

The fly sees it and immediately thinks, "This would be a good place to start a family."

Oh, did you forget about the time LTE started rolling out and telcos decided to call HSPA+ (3.5G) 4G? One of these scumbags will start calling it 6G. Marketing teams are full of great ideas. /s

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Be thankful Valve was able to release a version 3.x of anything!

The 30 minutes or it's free deal really became dangerous and was discontinued. Still, learning the city map by heart and combing through unlabeled houses was impressive.

Idiot! Those are counties.

/s

"It's backordered" or "It's on backorder."

And if I were to attempt this, I'd get tickets all the time. It pisses me off seeing these illegal car mods and nothing ever gets done about them. Might as well just take the fucking license plate off, don't have to worry about any repercussions!

Well, it's better than total inaction.

I don't think you all understand, the T-Mobile CEO has a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which is a responsibility to act in their best interests and their sole interest is making money. If the CEO doesn't turn over every stone to find a way to make money or reduce costs, they're breaking the law.

Oh wait, you all do understand this horseshit better than most. Lemmy is my sane place 🥰

Neanderthals originally came from Africa too, they didn't spontaneously generate in Europe. There's no pure blooded people, we are products of the places our ancestors lived based upon evolutionary and social pressures.

I feel like I live in the least walkable city in the US. I live 2 miles away from work and I've walked it a few times and here's the annoyances I have to deal with:

• Sidewalks are blocked by obstacles such as overgrown vegetation and cars.
• Sidewalks are broken up so badly they aren't safe to walk on.
• Segments with NO sidewalks around blind curves.

Basically you have to walk in the road most of the trip.

But fuckin' hell, we need to increase taxes to pay for that new jail! I really hate my town.

The fact that I can still read it from the lack of JPEG artifacts makes me sad. :(

Fucking Facebook

That's great. Also, the Kentucky Wildcats' logo looks like two birds fucking.

To be honest, I love both films. Bob Hoskins was the perfect personification of Mario, IMHO. John Leguizamo, not so much, but I still enjoyed his portrayal of Luigi.

Hey now, you're looking at this all wrong: if you break your phone because you didn't have a case on, it should be easily fixable! ;⁠-⁠)

Let me give you money, everyone! As a cis male ally, I guess this is something I'll not understand, here's $20

They realized that biosphere collapse wouldn't be profitable in the long run.

I'd argue YTP are better produced than what this article is talking about. I love absurdist humor, but this article is not talking about that. I've seen some stupid fucking shit get offered to my child to watch and would prefer her to watch YTPs instead. She's banned from watching YouTube kids by herself.

At this point, they can completely fuck off because I have old.lemmy.world now

Umm, 2016 showed us how reliable polls can be

So, who in the SBC space is considered #2? They need to be elevated... at least until they decide to do an IPO.

Gen alpha: What are "TV channels?"

"Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free."

To be fair, Democrats generally want reasonable restrictions on guns, such as ones that would have prevented this person from owning them and more liberal ones would have supported mental health programs to help this person not reach this point, Republicans want neither.

To combat this, we need more conservative parties.

In this instance, this quote parody wouldn't make any sense if you didn't use "eat the rich."

"Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?"

Jesus, 10Gbps!? I'm paying $90 for "gigaspeed" AT&T fiber. But, I'm luckier than most, I have AT&T fiber and Metronet as fiber providers, as well as Spectrum and T-Mobile (but yuck to using 5G as my primary source of internet).

They need to add a row for "Owned by a foreign superpower""Owned by the Chinese government" and a check for Opera.

On my laptop, I've switched to Linux since, despite being built in 2017, doesn't meet Win 11's min requirements. This is horseshit, I don't care how MS explains it or justifies it, there's nothing wrong with it. I'm sure during development, they realized a 20 year old computer could run Win 11 and decided to make up requirements to force people into buying new PCs.

Anyway, I'm using KDE Neon and I'm loving its ease of use and simplicity. I have barely needed to dive into the terminal to fix anything and KDE Plasma feels very polished and user friendly. To me, it feels like the new "normie-friendly" Linux. And without the horseshit telemetry and Microsoft spying, it's like a brand new PC.

Well, sure, but not the bathroom. I don't need my bathroom activities accidentally included, visually or acoustically, in someone's TikTok