We call them communities here to distance ourselves from the front ad page of the internet

Well it's because I'm site security , and while technically yes it's within my scope of employment, that phone should've been answered by the previous 2 shifts, or the other security officer working the desk with that phone.

I'm not sure why the boss decided I should do it.

Sounds like a burned bridge. Be careful if you burn too many you'll be stuck alone on an island

Having porkchops for dinner?

The guy who shot john Wikes Booth was once solicited by prostitutes. He was so so appalled by his boner that he decided to castrate himself with pinking shears (scissors). He then goes to church and walks it off before seeing a doctor.

The real sad part is that he was undeniably driven insane by his work as a hat maker. Fur hats were shaped and then brushed with mercury, which led to hat makers getting mercury poisoning from the fumes.

Basically the poor guy melted his brain, chopped of his balls, enlisted into the union army and was forced to march on a boken leg, killed the most infamous man in the world, and was then locked up in an asylum.

How has nobody recommended you beat one out?

Always shake hands with an old friend before you shake hands with a new friend.

Hey so one of the things i learned in college as a CJ major is that cops often make lateral moves in their career from one department to the next.

I bet small town departments like this only get the amount of recruits they do so they can get hired with "small town standards" and then transfer to the big city they couldn't hope to pass an interview with.

WHY NOT ZOIDBURG WAWAWA

Carnegie steel was bought and renamed to US steel. That was fairly successful. The only reason I know that is because Wikipedia is the few websites unblocked at work and this week i was reading about famous people between 1850-1900

$20. It was alright ig

Your sparking water come in bottles? Mine comes in cans labeled "white claw"

Ifunny walked so imgur could run.

Im old fashioned but i still think only dicks drive bmw's

I got banned for being reddited

It probably is, but holy fuck I'm hooked on the swiping to the point where I'd miss it a lot

Wait until you get a fishing buddy, and you start gifting him tackle. Then a few days later you realize that hey you miss that rod you had, so you decide to buy another, but now they're like an extra $100 then they used to be. So you pick up ot at work but now your whole week is thrown off, and you can't find the motivation to go down to bass pro, buy a rod, reel, and line and tackle because you've worked 70 hours this week, and you figure it'll be best to wait until next week to do it.

Next week rolls around but car registration is due and you decide to use your hobby budget instead break into your savings. Now you're back where you started. To make matters worse the guy you gifted the rod to isn't into fishing anymore.

I'm glad its not just my cows who find it funny to stand in front of my truck.

So sm does fuel polarization

🫡 not all of us were as forward thinking as you.

Well well well

I like cars. Here's my humble daily

I respect your opinion but I disagree with your statement "racism is white peoples responsibility".

I'm telling you this because I hope it'll show others that we can have different opinions and still respect each other. That's what reddit was missing.

Just changed my phone to 160hz. I can't believe i used to live like a poor

Not necessarily. Reddit mods would put the carrot in their own ass.

Reddit just has sooo much of the niche stuff that i image it'll probably always be the dom porn social media (unless reddit pulls a tumbler).

Exactly, there's an exception to every rule.

Reminds me of the hamburger guy from the old popeye cartoons.

"I'll gladly pay you next Thursday for a hamburger today"

Memory unlocked. I saw that ama and also watched the movie. So the marketing worked on a tard like me.

I knew that would happen. I wish I knew somewhere i could've bet on it.

As soon as Reddit goes public im going to buy a bunch of puts

Lol, no.

Oops

I'm so sad op didn't say something like "what if i start my own business" because I was gonna something like "that's you building a boat but with a bad professional reputation, you're up a creek with no paddle"

Usually I can logic my way out of feeling bad, but I just feel so crushed rn over something objectively stupid. Like i feel a literal weight on my chest.

I diversified my savings account. Some is put into precious metals,a CD, and some in stocks.

I think it's because Threads will be able to use content generated from unblocked instances.

I'm excited for us all to be real people again

Oc only trolls the hentai armpits treads, that's why its wholesome

:/ the overlap is minimal. Try to find a republican in the fuckcars community.

To my knowledge yes.

All cheese is valid. Even swiss