Embarrassingskidmark

Tried everything...except work life balance.

If they build an AI based on reddit content it will be the devil incarnate.

Smart fella that musk... Wait I meant fart smeller

It's ok folks! A 69 hour work week & a new high speed train line will solve the problem. That way the woman can stay home & make babies while the man works his ass off for the conservative old Uber capitalist fucks in charge.

Good! Now stay down!

Look on the bright side, if all of this is true, then hopefully a Haitian immigrant will eat Elon musk

Don't like it, Clarence? Take John Oliver's offer & fuck off into the sunset then.

For the love of god, nobody tell Kristi Noem. She gets a bit trigger happy around loveable, innocent creatures.

But I don't want subscriptions to take off...

Elon! Is that you?

But what about Korean purity? Korea is number one.

What if the foreigner names are really long? They won't be able to fit on our shitty id cards, credit cards or driving licences causing an absolute nightmare in our nazi-esque ID verification system. And we can't possibly change it because we don't like change. Also Korea is number one.

What about drugs? Foreigners bringing drugs to sell to children.

What about profit? How can we make a profit if we can under pay & abuse our immigrant workforce?

The trifecta of evil. Especially Reddit, fuck Reddit... Facebook too.

Meanwhile, I'm calling for the stoning of conservative, christian Burundi presidents.

Reddit is a cesspit of human indecency.

He was on Seth Myers the other day & offered to renew it. The important part is that he fucks off, I'd rather he didn't have a nice rv to do it in anyway.

I think we should strap Elon Musk to one of his rockets & launch him directly into the sun... Or maybe just like a big wall, that might be more entertaining.

How about instead of paywalling. They just sort of concrete wall the entire site then leave it there too rot for all of eternity?

What about the other races? Don't they get a chunk of broiled Elon?