Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Skvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world – 783 points –
Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
thelineofbestfit.com

Phony Stark needs to be called out on this. It’s creepy as hell.

😳 🤮

240

You are viewing a single comment

Look on the bright side, if all of this is true, then hopefully a Haitian immigrant will eat Elon musk

I mean, I am sure there are plenty of white people who would. I know I am up for eating a billionaire.

We better make sure he is fully cooked through. Who knows what pathogens we can get from eating him.

Soak him in fresh water over night, then in a brine for a while, blanch, then slow cook, making sure the whole thing hits at least 160-165.