This kinda shit is at least part of the reason the fastest growing religion in America is “none.”

1. create instability

2. profit from said instability

3. run from said instability

So we’ve gone from “I can’t be racist because I have black friends,” to “I can’t be racist because I used to have black friends?”

I used Apollo right up until it shut down, and I haven’t touched Reddit since. I’m guessing I’m not the only one.

Just as the architects of the Constitution intended

“Return to office!”

Why?

“Because otherwise these buildings we bought are worthless!”

Ok, hard pass.

“Fuck you, I got mine!” Is the GOP motto, after all.

You’ve made an excellent point, just not the one you think

I kinda wish the government would recognize their sovereignty, and make them pass through customs every time they leave their property, cut off their public utilities, make them apply for a work visa…you know, give them the full experience.

The L and the T are mutually exclusive

Same. I’m nearly 40, and I’ve been hearing this since before I could vote, and yet the GOP hasn’t been voted out of existence. If it were up to me they’d be purged from every position of power nationwide.

Are these the same farmers who were protesting regulations meant to stave off these “crushing conditions?”

The agency said that it is taking "urgent" steps to increase compliance such as auditing more high-income taxpayers as well as businesses and partnerships.

Straight from the article

There’s more work to do, but let’s not pretend he’s done nothing

Now I need a Wikihow on what makes boycotting Bud Light different from “cancel culture”

government spending has remained high

War will do that.

Yeah the scandal here isn’t that the NSA bought it, it’s that it’s available for purchase in the first place.

Why does “move the country forward” always mean “let Republicans get away with being criminals and shitheads?”

One of my favorite Star Trek quotes of all time: “If the invasion had been considered a defeat Gowron would’ve been assassinated by now. He simply declared victory, and went home.”

There’s nothing you could make a fake Trump say that could be worse than what he has already said. Conservatives like the fact that he’s a piece of shit. It gives them permission to be pieces of shit, too.

Talibangelicals

I downloaded Memmy yesterday, and so far I like it.

Elon: can you approve this pay package for me?

Also Elon: why certainly!

It bothers me that younger Gen Zs find religion more important than older Gen Zs. I’d hate to see all that progress in abandoning religion reversed.

first people to take advantage of modern medicine

I never considered that, and it’s a damn tragedy. We gave the most short-sighted generation the longest lifespan in human history 🤦‍♂️

Don’t get me wrong, car companies absolutely jacked the price of their cars up, and lenders absolutely loaned money they shouldn’t have, but Americans bought $60k trucks with no money down on 7 and 8 year loans. FFS stop doing this shit! I bought my truck when it was 4 years old, for $16k, it’s now 13 years old, and I still have it. You probably don’t need a brand new car, and you almost definitely need to trade in the one on which you still owe money.

I’m all for disqualifying him from office, but when Colorado did, it was judges who made the call. A Democrat Secretary of State doing it is going to give ammunition to all the partisans who claim the whole thing is political. I’m not saying it’s right or wrong, only that it’s complicated.

I mean…STEM workers are watching while like half the country attacks science (and learning in general) on a daily basis. Can’t blame them for being pessimistic.

Businesses should be able to fire anyone they want, but not ME!

I worked retail for 15 years, and the only time we charged a restocking fee was if we couldn’t sell it as new, and there was nothing wrong with it. If you returned it brand new, full refund. If you opened it and/or used it and decided to return it, 15% restocking fee. That seemed reasonable to me.

He’s like a caricature of an inbred racist Appalachian hick, but real

This guy

Lutsenko was the guy feeding information to Giuliani. He’s one of the reasons Trump was impeached (the first time), and his corruption is well documented.

I used to work at Sears, and I could never figure out how a company that found its initial success in a catalog business didn’t immediately see the opportunities the internet presented. Now Sears is all but gone, and Bezos gets to go to space with Shatner :(

Windows 11 won’t work on my laptop. Installed Linux a few weeks ago. Works better now than it did with Windows 10.

So tell your governor to decriminalize it at the state level.

I’ll never forgive D&D for what they did to that show. It was omnipresent in public consciousness for like a decade, and they fucked the last couple seasons so badly it’s now all but forgotten. It’s almost impressive in a depressing kind of way.

If I call the interest on my debt “squander” and “waste,” can I also write an agenda piece for a conservative propaganda outlet and call it “news?”

If Nazi, then fascist = true

Fascist, if and only Nazi = not true

If car, then vehicle = true

Vehicle if and only if car = not true

It’s most likely a direct quote from the police.