"Well I got hurt too"

-Trump... probably

Don't forget the government bailout when their gamble fails.

The US military has a soft spot for dead babies.

Almost like we're sick of killing each other for the gains of the wealthy and powerful.

Dump my body unceremoniously on the lawn of a billionaire.

Uh-oh, we bout to have a dead judge!

She was a fucking DA, ain't nobody wanna debate with her, especially a half brained real-estate broker

Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.

Uh-oh, time to kill 15,000 more civilians

Like American Marijuana laws, the cops didnt really care about people smoking weed, it was a convient way to put black people in jail.

If you see something, say something... and get shot.

Capitalism must create scarcity to justify its existence.

Seriously, I'm sick of this black mirror episode, it's becoming a sitcom.

Rule 34 surely cannot apply to.... oh, oh God, what is... no it can't be, I mean I've heard he shits himself regularly but... in his own mouth, how?

In the lane, my panties glistening.

Jail, I vote Jail, please I wanna see that bastard in a jumpsuit

If paying for something dosent mean I own it, then piracy isn't stealing!

Bonus; if you survive no one will help you!

I hate that these are usually rage bait titles, but this is legitimately terrifying

TBF the British Monarchy would eat tomatoes on their pewter plates, because of the acidity the tomatoes would begin to dissolve the plates, Injecting various poisonous elements into them.

He's already won with 97% of the vote!

The other 3% have their execution dates set.

It's fine, just make sure you still get to work, your health and safety means nothing if your boss can't have a 3rd vacation home.

Then how would you arbitrarily fine your citizens?

Police aren't here to keep you safe, they're here to keep you in line, step up and get shot.

America's stance has been "fuck the working class" since the 80's at this point I'd love to see anyone try

Oh yea, that justifies murdering thousands of civilians!

My car is manual, and my work car was automatic, I've done this several times

Most Trans people I know don't give a fuck about politics, and just want live their life with those they love. Can we please stop bringing them into the political sphere as some wacked out agenda trying to overthrow the government?

It's Time For A LAN Party

I love the verbal visualization;

A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years.

Also has co(us)in, communism unlocked?

The rich seem to love buying up as much land as possible, so I propose throwing them into volcanos.

Jesus christ right!! I'm curious how much they made off that data.

Warning? How about a beacon of hope!

Land of the not so free, home of the cowards.